There is nothing to see here.

What's going on? Who are you? Why are you here?

I don't know what you expected. Clearly, this wasn't it.

If you knew me at all, this would seem perfectly normal.

This ignominious discourse meant to cover the absence of real content.

Perfectly normal.

There is nothing of substance or worth here, and yet still you look.

Your persistence is admirable, if greatly misplaced.

Flee, while your sanity remains intact.

You'll find no salvation here.